Nerdy Boy Web Log Earth Date: December 17, 2005
DeAr ReAdErS,
Don't you wish your name was Pennyworth Adams. I'm in Florida right now, and leaving for my cruise with mother tomorrow. Before I left, I saw my doctor, Dr. Pepper Schwartz, to get a flu shot. You know how much I love my innoculations. Also before we left to come here, mother got her nails and hair done at the beauty salon. She does not have a car, so I drive her everywhere. She rides along in my sidecar. I have a 10-speed bicycle, and whenever she wants me to go faster on the bike, she whips me with her jewel encrusted whip.
Recently I've been going to a Chinese restaurant for my lunch break. The man who owns the restaurant usually spanks me with some peking duck. I think he likes me.
Mother got a box of blue cheese and we're going to eat it under the moon tonight. We're going to the beach soon and I got to get on my water wings. Talk to you tomorrow or the next day. Bye.
Trivia: Studies indicate that surgeons who listen to music while they operate improve in their performance.
Joke: Tell your own and post it in the comments.
Don't you wish your name was Pennyworth Adams. I'm in Florida right now, and leaving for my cruise with mother tomorrow. Before I left, I saw my doctor, Dr. Pepper Schwartz, to get a flu shot. You know how much I love my innoculations. Also before we left to come here, mother got her nails and hair done at the beauty salon. She does not have a car, so I drive her everywhere. She rides along in my sidecar. I have a 10-speed bicycle, and whenever she wants me to go faster on the bike, she whips me with her jewel encrusted whip.
Recently I've been going to a Chinese restaurant for my lunch break. The man who owns the restaurant usually spanks me with some peking duck. I think he likes me.
Mother got a box of blue cheese and we're going to eat it under the moon tonight. We're going to the beach soon and I got to get on my water wings. Talk to you tomorrow or the next day. Bye.
Trivia: Studies indicate that surgeons who listen to music while they operate improve in their performance.
Joke: Tell your own and post it in the comments.
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 2:29 PM
1 Comments:
At 6:46 PM,
Elmer Neumanberg said…
You are the perfecto gal for me. I also am the captain of my chess club. I got the pocket protector and I'll be wearing it tomorrow. You got me an expensive pocket protector. How did you afford it?
I think I'm love. I love you almost as much as I love Dr. Quinn medicine woman.
Lovely Yours,
Nerdy Boy
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