NERDY BOY WEB BLOG

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: December 6, 2005

Dear Reader,
Thank you so much for reading my blog. I feel like I have a reason to live again. I hope everyone's holiday season is going good. I think I've said this before, but mother and I are going on a 10 day long cruise to the Caribbean leaving on December 17. They have internet service on this cruise and I will try my best to keep posting.

Surleyyoujesst has asked me if we can date. My response to that is, oh my gosh gorshity gosh, I woman wanting to date me! This is truly a breakthrough in Nerdy Boy's life. I promise I will love and cherish you forever, please don't leave me. Remember anybody ever wants to email me personally my e-mail address is: melzmar@aim.com

I am starting to get over the death of my goldfish, but it still hurts. A few weeks ago I stumbled across this one site called Ask Tim, where you can ask some guy any question in the world and he gives you a personal response back in about a day or two. The address is: http://asktim1.tripod.com/
Be sure to check that out.

I'll be writing here again soon. Thanks for all the posts.

Trivia: Most cats do not have eyelashes.

Very Corny Jokes:
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite.

2 Comments:

  • At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is quite possibly the funniest blog I have stumbled upon.

     
  • At 3:31 PM, Blogger Kristina said…

    Nerdy Boy, these jokes are pretty bad, but I just might come back for more.

     

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