Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: December 4, 2005
Dearest Readers,
Yenzenia posted on her that she has a t-shirt that says I heart Nerds. I have seen women wearing those before. Once I even got up the courage to talk to a woman with that t-shirt:
I remember it was a bright and sunny day, much like today, I got up and had mother drive me over to my comic book/Star Wars memorobilia/Star Trek memorobilia/iguana heat lamp store. Mother usually would pack my a nice lunch to eat at my store, but she said she had run plum out of bread for my sandwich, so she gave me some money to go eat out for lunch. I worked at my shop, and then around noon I started to get hungry, so I closed the shop and walked over to a nearby Arby's. I stood in line got my meal, and then sat alone in a booth. I then noticed a beautiful girl walk in through the door, and noticed that her t-shirt said
I heart Nerds. This being the first time I had ever seen that shirt, I practically fainted. She was in line, and I pondered, should I go up to her? She ordered a bunch of food, and was carrying about 10 bags and 10 drinks. She was then about to walk out the door, I quickly ran over and opened the door for her. She said, "Thank you so much, I'm bringing these back to my office for all the employees. Then I said, "I like you, do you wanna go out." She said, "Why?" I said "Your t-shirt says I love nerds, and I am myself quite a nerd, so do you wanna maybe come to my house sometime, my mother could make us lasagna." "Yeah right," she said sarcastically, and she walked to her car. I went back inside bowing my head in shame, and crying knowing that a woman could never love me. Is there any woman out there who could love a 43 year old man who still lives with his mother, wears glasses, has greasy, excessive acne, a nasaly voice, nerdy clothes, a nerdy job, really likes computers and Star Wars? Maybe someday there will be someone out there for Nerdy Boy, maybe someday.
If you have any questions for Nerdy Boy please feel free to post them. Thanks for reading.
Trivia: On average, 749 pounds of paper products is used by an American individual annually.
Joke: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
THE ANSWER:
You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, huh? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
THE ANSWER:
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Yenzenia posted on her that she has a t-shirt that says I heart Nerds. I have seen women wearing those before. Once I even got up the courage to talk to a woman with that t-shirt:
I remember it was a bright and sunny day, much like today, I got up and had mother drive me over to my comic book/Star Wars memorobilia/Star Trek memorobilia/iguana heat lamp store. Mother usually would pack my a nice lunch to eat at my store, but she said she had run plum out of bread for my sandwich, so she gave me some money to go eat out for lunch. I worked at my shop, and then around noon I started to get hungry, so I closed the shop and walked over to a nearby Arby's. I stood in line got my meal, and then sat alone in a booth. I then noticed a beautiful girl walk in through the door, and noticed that her t-shirt said
I heart Nerds. This being the first time I had ever seen that shirt, I practically fainted. She was in line, and I pondered, should I go up to her? She ordered a bunch of food, and was carrying about 10 bags and 10 drinks. She was then about to walk out the door, I quickly ran over and opened the door for her. She said, "Thank you so much, I'm bringing these back to my office for all the employees. Then I said, "I like you, do you wanna go out." She said, "Why?" I said "Your t-shirt says I love nerds, and I am myself quite a nerd, so do you wanna maybe come to my house sometime, my mother could make us lasagna." "Yeah right," she said sarcastically, and she walked to her car. I went back inside bowing my head in shame, and crying knowing that a woman could never love me. Is there any woman out there who could love a 43 year old man who still lives with his mother, wears glasses, has greasy, excessive acne, a nasaly voice, nerdy clothes, a nerdy job, really likes computers and Star Wars? Maybe someday there will be someone out there for Nerdy Boy, maybe someday.
If you have any questions for Nerdy Boy please feel free to post them. Thanks for reading.
Trivia: On average, 749 pounds of paper products is used by an American individual annually.
Joke: If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
THE ANSWER:
You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, huh? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
THE ANSWER:
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 9:31 AM
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