Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: November 2, 2005
Hello,
Has anyone ever noticed that hello rhymes with jello, and that jello rhymes with shquello. This Halloween was super dooper. First, mother helped me into my Jar Jar Binks costume that she made me. Then it was about 3:00, so I decided to go out trick or treating. A lot of houses I went to did not have their candy ready at the door yet and said that I was out too early, but mother always insists on me going long before sundown. Mother took me around to 5 houses in the neighborhood. She did not let me keep any of the candy I got, because candy causes cavities and it's very unhealthy. Later that night I did something very naughty that I'm not proud of. I looked out the window at all the kids trick or treating, and wished with all my heart that I could go out trick or treating while it was dark. I got into my Jar Jar Binks costume, and sneaked past mother, who was napping and went outside. I rang the door bell the house next door, said trick or treat, and got my candy. This was so exhilirating. I went from one house to the next. After a while I was starting to get very hot in my fuzzy Jar Jar Binks costume. I took of the mask to cool off for while, and a few kids saw me. They laughed at me, and I put my mask back on and cried underneath the oak tree next me. After a few more houses I headed back home. When I walked in mother was standing there with a terrified look on her face. She said, "Where have you been." I confessed everything, and she told me that for disobeying her, she was going to cancel my subscription to Pocket Protector Monthly. I cried for so long, knowing that I would never see another Pocket Protector Monthly, but I knew I had to be punished for the wrong thing that had a done. I am thinking of taking Tae Kwan Doe lessons so I can become a samurai. Mother is yelling at me because she wants her sponge bath now. Bye.
Trivia: Sharks can live up to 100 years.
Joke: How does Dracula like his coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which.
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs.
What do you call a ghost chicken?
Poultry-geist.
Has anyone ever noticed that hello rhymes with jello, and that jello rhymes with shquello. This Halloween was super dooper. First, mother helped me into my Jar Jar Binks costume that she made me. Then it was about 3:00, so I decided to go out trick or treating. A lot of houses I went to did not have their candy ready at the door yet and said that I was out too early, but mother always insists on me going long before sundown. Mother took me around to 5 houses in the neighborhood. She did not let me keep any of the candy I got, because candy causes cavities and it's very unhealthy. Later that night I did something very naughty that I'm not proud of. I looked out the window at all the kids trick or treating, and wished with all my heart that I could go out trick or treating while it was dark. I got into my Jar Jar Binks costume, and sneaked past mother, who was napping and went outside. I rang the door bell the house next door, said trick or treat, and got my candy. This was so exhilirating. I went from one house to the next. After a while I was starting to get very hot in my fuzzy Jar Jar Binks costume. I took of the mask to cool off for while, and a few kids saw me. They laughed at me, and I put my mask back on and cried underneath the oak tree next me. After a few more houses I headed back home. When I walked in mother was standing there with a terrified look on her face. She said, "Where have you been." I confessed everything, and she told me that for disobeying her, she was going to cancel my subscription to Pocket Protector Monthly. I cried for so long, knowing that I would never see another Pocket Protector Monthly, but I knew I had to be punished for the wrong thing that had a done. I am thinking of taking Tae Kwan Doe lessons so I can become a samurai. Mother is yelling at me because she wants her sponge bath now. Bye.
Trivia: Sharks can live up to 100 years.
Joke: How does Dracula like his coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which.
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs.
What do you call a ghost chicken?
Poultry-geist.
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 4:01 PM
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