Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: October 27, 2005
Greetings,
Now I shall tell you of my many trials and tribulations on the cruise I went on last week with mother. We left for the cruise from Houston, Texas which we flew to on Saturday the 15th of October. We got on the cruise later that day, but before the cruise we decided to visit the Houston Space Center. The Houston Space Center was awesome, it had all my favorite things, stuff to do with space, facts about science, a lot of cool gadgets, and virtual reality rides. I love space because it was the settings of my favorite show and my favorite movie, Star Trek and Star Wars. I love science because it has to do with learning. I hung out a lot in the kids part of the space center, even though I am 43. The kids part was groovy, you got act like you were really flying a space ship. A bunch of the kids there made fun of me, and said I was to old to be in the kids part of the space center, but I did what mother always said to do when faced with bullies, ignore them. Overall the whole place was a blast, get it, blast. We then got on the cruise, and decided to go to the buffet. I like to call buffets, Jimmy Buffets, get it. They even served margaritas at one of the buffets, get it, margaritaville. We had a great week. The only bad part, was when our waiter chuckled at the thought of me going on a cruise with just my mother. I cried for a while, but then I printed out a picture of our waiter, and threw darts at the picture. I gained 7 pounds on the cruise. Me and mother even took up tango lessons on the cruise. We learned a great dance called the lambada and me and mother our going to do it at mother's senior talent show. I'll tell you all about the talent show after it happens. In conclusion it was a great cruise, and we're thinking of doing another one in December to celebrate my 44th birthday. 44 is an important number to me because that is the average number of times I get made fun of in a day.
Halloween is coming soon tomorrow I'm gonna carve pumpkins I like to call them funkins because there just so gosh darn fun. Mother and I are going to put up scary derections, and we're also going to have a costume party on Sunday night with mother's friends from the Senior Village. The senior village is a center for seinors to make friends and have fun. That's where the talent show is going to be. Talk to you later.
Sincerely,
Nerdy Boy
Trivia: PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS (45 letters; a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary.
Joke: QUESTIONS THAT HAVE CONFUSED MANKIND-
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
-Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
-Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to -Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
-Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,whydidn't he just buy dinner?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
-Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
-Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Now I shall tell you of my many trials and tribulations on the cruise I went on last week with mother. We left for the cruise from Houston, Texas which we flew to on Saturday the 15th of October. We got on the cruise later that day, but before the cruise we decided to visit the Houston Space Center. The Houston Space Center was awesome, it had all my favorite things, stuff to do with space, facts about science, a lot of cool gadgets, and virtual reality rides. I love space because it was the settings of my favorite show and my favorite movie, Star Trek and Star Wars. I love science because it has to do with learning. I hung out a lot in the kids part of the space center, even though I am 43. The kids part was groovy, you got act like you were really flying a space ship. A bunch of the kids there made fun of me, and said I was to old to be in the kids part of the space center, but I did what mother always said to do when faced with bullies, ignore them. Overall the whole place was a blast, get it, blast. We then got on the cruise, and decided to go to the buffet. I like to call buffets, Jimmy Buffets, get it. They even served margaritas at one of the buffets, get it, margaritaville. We had a great week. The only bad part, was when our waiter chuckled at the thought of me going on a cruise with just my mother. I cried for a while, but then I printed out a picture of our waiter, and threw darts at the picture. I gained 7 pounds on the cruise. Me and mother even took up tango lessons on the cruise. We learned a great dance called the lambada and me and mother our going to do it at mother's senior talent show. I'll tell you all about the talent show after it happens. In conclusion it was a great cruise, and we're thinking of doing another one in December to celebrate my 44th birthday. 44 is an important number to me because that is the average number of times I get made fun of in a day.
Halloween is coming soon tomorrow I'm gonna carve pumpkins I like to call them funkins because there just so gosh darn fun. Mother and I are going to put up scary derections, and we're also going to have a costume party on Sunday night with mother's friends from the Senior Village. The senior village is a center for seinors to make friends and have fun. That's where the talent show is going to be. Talk to you later.
Sincerely,
Nerdy Boy
Trivia: PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS (45 letters; a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary.
Joke: QUESTIONS THAT HAVE CONFUSED MANKIND-
-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
-Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
-Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to -Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
-Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,whydidn't he just buy dinner?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
-Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
-Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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