Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: October 9, 2005
Dearest Readers,
Thanks a lot for all the offers and and stuff you send me in the comments, and thanks for all the compliments. I know I say that every post, but I am truly grateful. Next week, mother and I are going on a cruise to the Caribbean. This is the second cruise I've been on with mother, and I hope it will be as fun as the last cruise we went on.
On the last cruise we went on, we went to Central America. We took a tour through a jungle (by air-conditioned bus of course, mother has trouble walking, and sweat too much in the sun). On the cruise I ate a lot at the buffets, and I must have gained at least 4 pounds. One day we were walking through the hall to get to our cabin, when we ran into the cruise director, who mistook mother and I for husband and wife. I had a small school-girlish giggle at the mistake Jim, our cruise director, had just made. Mother and I wore matching shirts throughout the whole cruise. Before the cruise, I had gone to a local t-shirt shop, and had them make up two shirts, one that said I'm With Mother -----> and the other one said, I'm With Son -----> . The day we wore those shirts, mother and I went to a bridge game, and all the other ladies loved the shirts, but when we were walking around the cruise, people looked at me like a was a nerdy little momma's boy. I cried for while, but then I felt a chipper as a chipmunk after a little comforting from mother. All in all, that cruise was real swell, me and mother drank enough apricot sours to fill the ocean the boat was floating on, we saw some great things, and we met some great people. All this talking about cruises makes me excited about the cruise that we will be going on next week. Were leaving Saturday and coming back the next Sunday. I just hope they don't make fun of me again when I wear the i'm with mother shirt. That's all for today. Thanks for reading.
Trivia: One person in every 2 billion people will live to be 116 or older.
Joke:Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Thanks a lot for all the offers and and stuff you send me in the comments, and thanks for all the compliments. I know I say that every post, but I am truly grateful. Next week, mother and I are going on a cruise to the Caribbean. This is the second cruise I've been on with mother, and I hope it will be as fun as the last cruise we went on.
On the last cruise we went on, we went to Central America. We took a tour through a jungle (by air-conditioned bus of course, mother has trouble walking, and sweat too much in the sun). On the cruise I ate a lot at the buffets, and I must have gained at least 4 pounds. One day we were walking through the hall to get to our cabin, when we ran into the cruise director, who mistook mother and I for husband and wife. I had a small school-girlish giggle at the mistake Jim, our cruise director, had just made. Mother and I wore matching shirts throughout the whole cruise. Before the cruise, I had gone to a local t-shirt shop, and had them make up two shirts, one that said I'm With Mother -----> and the other one said, I'm With Son -----> . The day we wore those shirts, mother and I went to a bridge game, and all the other ladies loved the shirts, but when we were walking around the cruise, people looked at me like a was a nerdy little momma's boy. I cried for while, but then I felt a chipper as a chipmunk after a little comforting from mother. All in all, that cruise was real swell, me and mother drank enough apricot sours to fill the ocean the boat was floating on, we saw some great things, and we met some great people. All this talking about cruises makes me excited about the cruise that we will be going on next week. Were leaving Saturday and coming back the next Sunday. I just hope they don't make fun of me again when I wear the i'm with mother shirt. That's all for today. Thanks for reading.
Trivia: One person in every 2 billion people will live to be 116 or older.
Joke:Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 9:17 AM
1 Comments:
At 7:56 PM,
Elmer Neumanberg said…
thanks
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