Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: August 21, 2005

Happy Day Day. Day Day is the newest holiday I invented where it is just another normal day. First you wake, then do what you normally do in a day, then go to sleep. A week ago I legally changed my name to Melzmar Gulliver Smiggens III. The reason I changed it from Tim Smith to Melzmar Gulliver Smiggens III is because you touch yourself at night. When I go home I cry wolf a pasts morn. When I eat chicken products, I kill Melzmar Gulliver Smiggens III. Then he dies and I am happy and I dance on his grave. Doo dee too dee doo. My mommy says I sing like an angel. Everytime and a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
LOVE XOXOXOXO,
Melzmar Gulliver Smiggens III