The Truth

The truth is I'm not really a nerd and I don't cry in my mommy's lap. I am actually an evil leprechaun named Shamus who lives in Nerdy Boy's basement. I hacked into Nerdy Boy's computer, found his web log and while Nerdy Boy is sleeping I will kill him. The reason I want to kill Nerdy Boy is because a few centuries ago, I lived a happy life in Ireland, until one day Nerdy Boy found me and took me back to his house. At first we were best friends, but then Nerdy Boy, put me in a cage, and put me down in his basement. He only feeds me a bread crumb each day. He took all my gold dubloons and spent it on new computer equipment and Star Trek crap. I will kill Nerdy Boy at midnight tonight.
Love,
Shamus the Leprechaun