Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: August 3, 2005

HaPpY JORGARSH Day to you all! As we all know Jorgash Day celebrates the 14th anniversary of the moon in its third quadrant when the sun aims directly above the moon's symmetrical east corner. By the way I tried to go to Ireland to become king of the leprechauns, but my mommy wouldn't let me. For Jorgarsh Day I'm going to buy a cake, balloons, paper plates, plastic silverware, and pretty red and blue ribbons. I'm going to invite all friends over for a big party, so that means just me and my mom. COOOOOOOL! My mom says we can rent a karaoke machine and we'll sing good ol' tunes that remind of us the heartland and the old country. Were also going put on cool folk songs in dance to them on the carpet. I'm not going to call our carpet a carpet today. On Jorgarsh day I call carpets, wizzy busy dance encrusted floors. The carpet in my hallway is white, but the carpet in my room has a picture of the original script from Star Trek episode F456. I'm so excited for Jorgarsh Day, I think I'll cry. The tradition in our household is that on Jorgarsh Day all the parents in the house put a shiny nickel under each child's bed while they are asleep so that when the child wakes up he'll find a nice shiny nickel to name Elliot, and eventually spend it on 3 shiny penny wollops. I can't wait till' mommy put the nickel unde r my pillow tonight. I told she should put two nickels there, but she told me I was greedy, and didn't know that the real meaning of Jorgarsh Day wasn't parties or nickels it was about the 3rd quadrant of the moon on its 14th anniversary when the sun aims directly above the moon's symmetrical east corner. I cried for a little while thinking of how beautiful Jorgarsh day is. I have to remember that I am an American, and when I think of somebody who celebrates Jorgarsh day with pride knowing what Jorgarsh day is truly about, I know in my heart that that man or woman is somebody who will cherish the though of Jorgarsh day in their minds, hearts, and souls. So when you go into that voting both on November 11, don't think of the presidents, don't think of democracy, think of Jorgarsh Day. This is Nerdy Boy reminding always have your pets spayed or neutered.