Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: December 3, 2005

Hello Readers,

I guess people actually do read my blog. Now that quite a few people read my blog, I've got a place of power in this world. I can say things and people might do them just because I said it. Everybody touch their head right now. I bet some people reading this actually touched their head. I feel as chipper as a chipmunk. I feel like a grand piano. Now if only I can find a way to use this power for good and not evil.

My mother used to tell me a story when I was younger and it went a little something like this:
Back on a stormy night, a long time ago, a mule was born and that mule was born, and that mules name was Smiggens, but everybody called him Edgar. No one really liked Edgar much. He would always eat his hey alone, and all the girl mules thought he was ugly, until one day he saved another mule from a fire in the barn, by dragging him out by his tail, and then everybody loved him, and he was popular. The moral of that story is that there is still a chance for nerds like me, I've just got find a way to do something spectacular.

Even though I'm 43 years old and still live with my mom, and have never even talked to a woman without her saying your ugly, I'm still gonna make something for my name isn't Nerd E. Boy. Thank you for reading Nerdy Boy, and remember to always look to the stars. This is Nerdy Boy signing out.

I'll try to post a new Nerdy Boy everyday or every other day, but I'm quite busy helping mother with a new art program she is attending, my karate lessons, and my comic book/Star Wars memorobilia/Star Trek memorobilia/igauna heat lamp store.

Trivia: More people die from eating sharks then from being eaten by them. This is due to a poison in shark meat.

Joke: Q: Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!