Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: December 8, 2005
Hello Everybody,
Today mother and I rented The Polar Express at our local video renting store. Mother said the images were so vibrant that it hurt her eyes. She did not like the movie much and kept calling it The Bi-Polar Express.
Now I shall tell you the story of my senior prom. The year was 1980, I was 18 years old, and the nerdiest kid at school. The prom was coming up, and was not planning to go. When mother got word of this dance she insisted I go. I told I really did not want, but she told me that this was my last year of high school and this would be my last dance, so she said to go to school the next day, and just ask a girl. I asked three very pretty girls and all said no. That night I cried on mother's lap, thinking of what a total loser I was. Mother told me that I just had to go back out there and keep trying. So through the course of the next two weeks, I asked girl after girl after girl, and I was rejected by everyone of them. It was Friday and the dance was tomorrow, mother told that since I could not get a date she would take me. I told her no way, but she started looking really sad and telling me how I didn't love her, and I felt really bad, so I said ok. Then next day I awoke to mother pearing in my face with an orange saude tuxedo in her hand. She said to try it on. So I put it on, and even me the nerdiest kid in school thought it looked nerdy, but mother made me wear it. Later on that night mother suprised me by renting a limo to escort us to the prom. At 7:00 the limo pulled up next to our house. I peered out the window, and what I saw was a pink limo sitting there. I was already wearing the orange tuxedo and going with mother to the prom, I was not going to arriving there in a pink limo. Mother agreed to have the limo driver drop us off about a block away from the school, so no one see us. We got in to the school, got our picture, and then mother made me dance, everyone snickered at me, and mother told me to just ignore it. For the rest of the school year everyone called me Momma's Boy. I know mother meant well, but it was still the worst day of my life.
Thanks for reading, and be sure to check out this awesome site: http://asktim1.tripod.com/
My e-mail is: melzmar@aim.com
Have a good day.
Trivia: Koalas are the only other animals besides humans and other primates that have fingerprints.
Joke: Last night I was having the most wonderful dream about eating this really good pudding, that morning I woke up with a spoon in my butt.
Today mother and I rented The Polar Express at our local video renting store. Mother said the images were so vibrant that it hurt her eyes. She did not like the movie much and kept calling it The Bi-Polar Express.
Now I shall tell you the story of my senior prom. The year was 1980, I was 18 years old, and the nerdiest kid at school. The prom was coming up, and was not planning to go. When mother got word of this dance she insisted I go. I told I really did not want, but she told me that this was my last year of high school and this would be my last dance, so she said to go to school the next day, and just ask a girl. I asked three very pretty girls and all said no. That night I cried on mother's lap, thinking of what a total loser I was. Mother told me that I just had to go back out there and keep trying. So through the course of the next two weeks, I asked girl after girl after girl, and I was rejected by everyone of them. It was Friday and the dance was tomorrow, mother told that since I could not get a date she would take me. I told her no way, but she started looking really sad and telling me how I didn't love her, and I felt really bad, so I said ok. Then next day I awoke to mother pearing in my face with an orange saude tuxedo in her hand. She said to try it on. So I put it on, and even me the nerdiest kid in school thought it looked nerdy, but mother made me wear it. Later on that night mother suprised me by renting a limo to escort us to the prom. At 7:00 the limo pulled up next to our house. I peered out the window, and what I saw was a pink limo sitting there. I was already wearing the orange tuxedo and going with mother to the prom, I was not going to arriving there in a pink limo. Mother agreed to have the limo driver drop us off about a block away from the school, so no one see us. We got in to the school, got our picture, and then mother made me dance, everyone snickered at me, and mother told me to just ignore it. For the rest of the school year everyone called me Momma's Boy. I know mother meant well, but it was still the worst day of my life.
Thanks for reading, and be sure to check out this awesome site: http://asktim1.tripod.com/
My e-mail is: melzmar@aim.com
Have a good day.
Trivia: Koalas are the only other animals besides humans and other primates that have fingerprints.
Joke: Last night I was having the most wonderful dream about eating this really good pudding, that morning I woke up with a spoon in my butt.
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