Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: December 15, 2005
Dear Readers,
I did not really steal Timmy's cat, I just murdered Timmy and ate his skin for breakfast.
I have a girlfiend now, her name is Nerdy Girl, she is also my estranged sister.
Just kidding. Spam Spam and what not. Little green elves eat at my soul while I sleep. When the days of stormy times come in the month of Febtember I eat refried pork products at Applebee's. Dr. Curly L. Livingstrom eats my liver sprouts during the times of the Smootlesmorf repentence. For it is death, for it is life, for it is miggles. All hail Smiggens, king of all mules.
G2G mother needs yet another backwax. Also I'm leaving on my cruise tomorrow. I will try to post messages from the cruise.
Trivia: There are more than 2,400 flea species in the world.
Joke: Tell of your own and submit it on the post a comment.
I did not really steal Timmy's cat, I just murdered Timmy and ate his skin for breakfast.
I have a girlfiend now, her name is Nerdy Girl, she is also my estranged sister.
Just kidding. Spam Spam and what not. Little green elves eat at my soul while I sleep. When the days of stormy times come in the month of Febtember I eat refried pork products at Applebee's. Dr. Curly L. Livingstrom eats my liver sprouts during the times of the Smootlesmorf repentence. For it is death, for it is life, for it is miggles. All hail Smiggens, king of all mules.
G2G mother needs yet another backwax. Also I'm leaving on my cruise tomorrow. I will try to post messages from the cruise.
Trivia: There are more than 2,400 flea species in the world.
Joke: Tell of your own and submit it on the post a comment.
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 9:58 PM
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