Nerdy Boy Web Blog: Earth Date: December 26, 2005
Dear Readers,
I am still on my cruise. I found love last night. Nerdy has found love, you may be thinking to yourself. Last night mother dressed me up in my orange tuxedo and she got all dolled up and we went to have our picture taken. The photographer was a woman named Jane who struck me as the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. When we were done with our picture she said "Bye bye." to me. Those to magical words I shall cherish forever. Earlier today she was walking past me rapidly and she accidently bumped my shoulder. I never wash my shoulder again!
I am in love with her, but a beautiful woman like that would never love me back. I am just 44 year old friendless nerd who still lives with his mother and owns a
comic book/Star Wars memorobilia/Star Trek memorobilia/igauna heat lamp store. My meaning on this Earth is no more than a piece of driftwood. Fate has handed me a not-so-good life, but I am taking it one day at a time.
Tomorrow I shall tell you the story of Ebenerdy Scrooge.
Trivia: Sharks can live up to 100 years.
Joke: Last night I was having the most wonderful dream about pudding, it was the most delicious pudding in the world. I woke up with a spoon in my butt.
I am still on my cruise. I found love last night. Nerdy has found love, you may be thinking to yourself. Last night mother dressed me up in my orange tuxedo and she got all dolled up and we went to have our picture taken. The photographer was a woman named Jane who struck me as the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. When we were done with our picture she said "Bye bye." to me. Those to magical words I shall cherish forever. Earlier today she was walking past me rapidly and she accidently bumped my shoulder. I never wash my shoulder again!
I am in love with her, but a beautiful woman like that would never love me back. I am just 44 year old friendless nerd who still lives with his mother and owns a
comic book/Star Wars memorobilia/Star Trek memorobilia/igauna heat lamp store. My meaning on this Earth is no more than a piece of driftwood. Fate has handed me a not-so-good life, but I am taking it one day at a time.
Tomorrow I shall tell you the story of Ebenerdy Scrooge.
Trivia: Sharks can live up to 100 years.
Joke: Last night I was having the most wonderful dream about pudding, it was the most delicious pudding in the world. I woke up with a spoon in my butt.
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 3:13 PM
1 Comments:
At 10:00 PM,
Sisters with Letters said…
The same thing happened to me, once, except I was on a cruise with MY mother, instead of yours. I stepped on the foot of the handsomest man in the world, when we were at the buffet. His eyes met mine, and I said, "Um, sorry." He replied, "No problem. My fault", or it could have been, "What's your problem? Pass the salt." Either way, my heart was, and remains his.
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