Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: November 23, 2005

Dear Readers,
Is anyone actually reading my blog, I feel ever so lonely. Why should I write more and more and more crap when nobody is reading the crap that spews forth from my fingers onto my computer. I have no readers, I have no friends, I have nothing except mother. I am going to call the suicide hot line now..............The suicide hot line put me on hold.
Should I kill myself? Why was I put on this earth, was it to live a life of misery. I'll either be back in two hours or you will never hear from again.
I'm back, and after a while of thinking I have finally realized why I was put on Earth, to make other people feel better about themselves. For example when I guy is walking down the street he has just gotten divorced, his wife took the kids and the house and everything, he looks at me, the 43 year old friendless nerd who still lives with his mother and goes trick or treating in a Jar Jar Binks costume, then he will probably feel a little better about himself.
This Thanksgiving mother and I are cooking up a turkey and eating it at mother's retirement village. In the last post I said that we would be going to Disney World about a week and half ago, but we couldn't go because our plane was cancelled do to a gigantic blizzard. Also since the last post, I have enrolled in Master Bater's Samurai Karate School. I am in the only adult student, and Master Bater says I have a lot of talent, even though he says that to everybody once his check clears. Thanks for reading this is Nerdy Boy signing out. And if you actually are reading please post a comment that you are reading so I know to keep writing.
Sincerely,
Nerdy Boy

Trivia: Thanksgiving was declared a national holiday by Abraham Lincoln in 1863.

Joke: The week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland, the week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Amazing Coincidences: -Lincoln was elected pres. in 1860, JFK in 1960
-Their last names each contain 7 letters
-Both were particularly concerned with civil rights
-Both wives lost their children living in the white house
-Both were shot on Friday
-Both shot in the head
-Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who warned him about going to Ford's Theater, and JFK had a secretary named Lincoln who warned him about going to Dallas, Texas.
-Both assassinated by Southerners
-Both successors named Johnson (Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson)
-Johnson's were born 100 years apart (1808 and 1908)
-John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswlad born 100 years apart (1839 and 1939)
-John Wilkes Booth 15 letters Lee Harvey Oswald 15 letters
-Booth and Oswald were killed before their trials
-Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and ran into a warehouse and Oswald shot JFK on a warehouse and ran into a theater

Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: November 9, 2005

Dearest Readers,
I haven't gotten very many posts lately, and when I don't get posts, I don't know if anyone is actually reading this, so if you did read it, and you have the time, and you don't mind, could you post that you read it. The more posts I get the more I will write.

Me and mother have planned a trip to Florida, this weekend to go to Disney World. We will be leaving on Friday and coming back on Tuesday. I am going to try to get my picture with every character. I am definitely bringing my autograph book, and I hope with all my heart that I can get an autograph of the famous Mickey Mouse. I will tell you about the trip when I get back. I know I am 43 and that is a bit old to be going to Disney World without kids, but Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, and I really want an autograph from Mickey. I also hear they have a new computer on display with a 623.4 Megahertz at their computer center. I'll be sure to get a picture of that.
I grow tired and restless and must go to bed now. Thanks for reading. Write back soon.
XOXOXOXOXO,
Nerdy Boy

Trivia: There is about 1/4 pound of salt in a gallon of sea water.

Riddle: A man killed his mother, was born before his father, and married his sister, yet everyone considers him to be normal. Why?

A: He killed his mother in the delivery while he was being born, there are two definitions for before, one of them meaning earlier in time and the other meaning in front of, in other words he was born in front of his father, and he was a priest so he married his sister to another man.

Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: November 2, 2005

Hello,
Has anyone ever noticed that hello rhymes with jello, and that jello rhymes with shquello. This Halloween was super dooper. First, mother helped me into my Jar Jar Binks costume that she made me. Then it was about 3:00, so I decided to go out trick or treating. A lot of houses I went to did not have their candy ready at the door yet and said that I was out too early, but mother always insists on me going long before sundown. Mother took me around to 5 houses in the neighborhood. She did not let me keep any of the candy I got, because candy causes cavities and it's very unhealthy. Later that night I did something very naughty that I'm not proud of. I looked out the window at all the kids trick or treating, and wished with all my heart that I could go out trick or treating while it was dark. I got into my Jar Jar Binks costume, and sneaked past mother, who was napping and went outside. I rang the door bell the house next door, said trick or treat, and got my candy. This was so exhilirating. I went from one house to the next. After a while I was starting to get very hot in my fuzzy Jar Jar Binks costume. I took of the mask to cool off for while, and a few kids saw me. They laughed at me, and I put my mask back on and cried underneath the oak tree next me. After a few more houses I headed back home. When I walked in mother was standing there with a terrified look on her face. She said, "Where have you been." I confessed everything, and she told me that for disobeying her, she was going to cancel my subscription to Pocket Protector Monthly. I cried for so long, knowing that I would never see another Pocket Protector Monthly, but I knew I had to be punished for the wrong thing that had a done. I am thinking of taking Tae Kwan Doe lessons so I can become a samurai. Mother is yelling at me because she wants her sponge bath now. Bye.

Trivia: Sharks can live up to 100 years.

Joke: How does Dracula like his coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which.

Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs.

What do you call a ghost chicken?
Poultry-geist.