Nerdy Boy Web Log: Earth Date: March 15, 2006

Dear Readers,

I know that last month's posts have been kinda lousy. And shucks, I'm quite sorry for that.

Nerdy Boy News
-My goldfish Rudy died last week, strangley exactly 3 months after my goldfish Henry died.
-I'm sure everyone of my loyal readers has left me.
-Mother grows ill from me not getting enough readers.
-My writing skills grow weak from not getting enough readers. Look at how pathetic I am. You've left me to writing a stupid list, with rags around me and a piece of string for a belt. I using a computer with only a 6.6 Gigahertz Modem!
-I live in a cardboard box now, asking for pennies from people who walk out of the local 7-11.
-The last meal I had consisted of water, rat, and cardboard.

Please send you support to the Nerdy Boy Revival Fund. I accept payments in comments. If you've got a soul in your heart and a brain in your head, you'll remember the old nerdy boy, so full of life with so much to say. Look at me, I'm begging on my hands and knees.

I have whopping cough,
Nerdy Boy