Nerdy Boy Web Log 1: Earth Date: July 23, 2005
Hello. I am nerdy boy. I am a nerd. I like chicken, fish, and various pork products. When I go to the store I usually buy food, toilet paper, pocket protectors, Star Trek memorobilia, school supplies, and plad shirts.
I think kilts are cool because you can dance in them, and you feel as free as bird.
If anyone enjoys chicken as much as I do, then please send me some.
Love,
Nerdy Boy
I think kilts are cool because you can dance in them, and you feel as free as bird.
If anyone enjoys chicken as much as I do, then please send me some.
Love,
Nerdy Boy
posted by Elmer Neumanberg @ 1:43 PM
1 Comments:
At 4:45 PM,
Elmer Neumanberg said…
Dear Nerdy Girl,
I love you. I think we should hook up and form a bond that means no bounds. Whenever I think of you, which is all the time, birds suddenly appear. I like woodchucks that did in the sun. I also like homosexeual frogs that contain various blue liquids. I wrote you a poem:
That chicken that I love so much.
That chicken that I want to touch.
I want to smell nerdy girl's hair.
But I'm to scared to take off her underwear.
Oh, Nerdy Girl, I wish you were mine.
Oh, Nerdy Girl, my Valentine.
Did you like that poem nerdy girl.
Love,
Nerdy Boy that you could turn into Nerdy Man. Chicken for all.
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